Favorite Photography-related Craigslist snippets

• "If you book with me for June, July, and August, you will receive a free wedding album! My fee is $500 and with that you get a high solution cd of all the pictures I take, not just the top 100, along with a copy wright release!"
• "Name your own wedding photography....Click Here"
• "I am offering my services for free for the month of May. If you have a wedding during this month, I would love to offer my services. I shoot with a professional Sony Cyber-Shot DSCTX1 10.2 Megapixel camera."
• "Unlimited Locations!"
• "unlimited number of processed shots."
• "Taking Photographs with expensive camera's for any special evening. Or anything else you can think of!"
• "Creating memories with just a touch of inspiration"
• "FREE Wedding Day Coverage with dvd of entire day all digitally enhanced and retouched only $300."
• "View my websight to examine some resent work. Don't forget about your free in-home consultation"
• "This includes pictures of the post-processing that I do on the computer."
• "STIMULUS SALE!"
• "BTW, I am not the least expensive wedding photographer in the world; I am very reasonable for my talent!"

And those are just the ones I saw today... 

Mine was the "just a touch of inspiration".

I love that I can view "resent work"
Priceless really.

Does my cell phone camera qualify?

People are nuts!

"Need someone to crop out background of photo (anywhere)
Date: 2010-11-15, 1:06PM PST
I need someone that can work in photoshop and clean up some ornament images asap. The pictures are taken on a white piece of paper and I just need someone to get rid of the background and do minor touch ups if there is glare. I then put the image on my own background. I have instructions on the sizing etc that I will email you. I pay $1 per image. Please email me if you have experience in photoshop and are interested. I think I have about 14 or so right now that need to be done and then about 14 more coming. I'd like someone to get started on them asap as I need them back today. If you are not able to do this in this time frame or for this price then please dont email. Please respond with your phone number also. I am looking to get started right away so check your email. Thanks

Any takers? 

Wow, I wish I could make the big bucks like that.